{"id":9249,"date":"2022-12-19T08:00:28","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T08:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adamchristing.com\/?p=9249"},"modified":"2022-12-27T15:34:13","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T15:34:13","slug":"funny-toasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adamchristing.com\/blog\/funny-toasts\/","title":{"rendered":"27 Funny Drinking Toasts To Celebrate The New Year With"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s nothing quite like a gathering of those closest to us to welcome<\/a> in the New Year. And the best way to bring on the good memories is by sharing a funny and clever toast<\/a>!<\/span><\/p>\n

My Top Five Favorite Toasts<\/b><\/h2>\n
    \n
  1. \u201cMay your home always be too small to hold all your friends.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. \u201cI would rather be with the people in this room than with the finest people I know!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. \u201cI know it’s Christmas, but here’s to another day of being at the office because, once again, I’m doing all the work and some fat guy in a suit keeps getting all the credit.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. \u201cMay misfortune follow you for the rest of your life and never catch up.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. \u201cHere\u2019s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.\u201d – F. Scott Fitzgerald<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    When it comes down to it, <\/span>no gathering or event is complete without a touching toast.<\/b> And for the best <\/span>TOAST<\/b><\/span>, I’ll also give you tips and tricks to make your message one to remember!<\/span><\/p>\n

    See Related:\u00a0Top 6 Public Speakers In The World Right Now<\/a><\/p>\n

    Take A Moment To Acknowledge Those Around You<\/b><\/h2>\n

    Toasts usually happen when we are gathered with people we care about.<\/span> Let’s start there.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

    To make your toast actually <\/span>mean<\/span><\/i> something, make it about the people you are near to. Start the New Year by acknowledging<\/span> what’s important<\/span><\/a> – <\/span>our friends and family!<\/b><\/p>\n

    Funny Toasts Perfect For Friends Gathered With You<\/b><\/h3>\n

    Remember that <\/span>drinking toasts<\/span><\/i> can easily turn into anything you need them to be. You don’t need to have alcohol to make a <\/span>memorable <\/b>and <\/span>meaningful <\/b>statement to your family and friends. <\/span>Get creative with it!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

    Here are some classic, popular, and touching <\/span>toasts for friends<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n

    #6. \u201cTo those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can\u2019t tell the difference.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n

    Friends remember the things about us that we sometimes wish they’d forget. The people we most cherish <\/span>love us no matter what<\/b>!<\/span><\/p>\n

    #7. \u201cHere\u2019s to the nights we\u2019ll never remember with the friends we\u2019ll never forget.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n

    This one is an <\/span>exceptional classic<\/b>. Let the people you care about know that you’ll <\/span>never forget<\/span><\/i> them! Maybe you think they know it already, but a reminder never hurts.<\/span><\/p>\n

    \"Man's<\/span>#8. \u201cMay we all have the chance to prove that money can\u2019t make us happy.\u201d<\/b><\/h4>\n

    We’ve heard it repeatedly: <\/span>money can’t buy happiness<\/b>. But that’s why we have <\/span>friendship!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

    Here are a few more classic (albeit a little sappy) toasts that you really can’t go wrong with.<\/span><\/p>\n

    #9. \u201cMay your home be a place where friends meet, family gathers, and love grows.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #10. \u201cMay good fortune precede you, love walk with you, and good friends follow you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #11. \u201cMay the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    Open With Something Specific To Your Audience<\/b><\/h2>\n

    A funny <\/span><\/i>toast is a <\/span>relatable<\/span><\/i> toast. There’s nothing more hilarious than someone dropping a line that speaks to the audience!<\/span><\/p>\n

    Here are a few ideas to get you started.<\/span><\/p>\n

    #12. For dog people:<\/b> \u201cMay we be who our dogs think we are.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #13. For culinary fanatics: \u201c<\/b>There is no love sincerer than the love of food.\u201d – <\/span>George Bernard Shaw<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

    #14. For thinkers<\/b>: \u201cIf you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe.\u201d – Carl Sagan<\/span><\/p>\n

    \"Miss<\/span>Speak To Your Audience, And All The Rest Will Fall Into Place<\/b><\/h3>\n

    If you want to give a meaningful and successful toast, there’s more that goes into it than just picking a few funny lines. <\/span>Delivery <\/i><\/b>and <\/span>direction <\/i><\/b>are essential.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

    As an experienced emcee<\/a>, I know a lot about the art of public speaking. But if you’re giving a short and sweet toast, you only need to keep a few things in mind to nail your <\/span>TOAST<\/b><\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n

    T<\/b><\/span>ake Your Time<\/b><\/h4>\n

    Don’t rush<\/span><\/i>. Read it again.<\/span><\/p>\n

    Whether you’re nervously jumbling your words or hurrying to get to the punch line, <\/span>you can’t go fast with your toast<\/b>.<\/span> Pauses<\/span><\/a> and <\/span>emphasis <\/b>are key to ensuring your toast is impactful!<\/span><\/p>\n

    O<\/b><\/span>ffer Relatable Content<\/b><\/h4>\n

    Make your toast something your listeners will <\/span>enjoy <\/span><\/i>hearing!<\/span><\/p>\n

    It’s not a good idea to use the same jokes or toasts for a group of vegans and a gathering of avid hunters. But, of course, that should go without saying.<\/span><\/p>\n

    You know the crowd best<\/i><\/b>, so use toasts that speak to them!<\/span><\/p>\n

    A<\/b><\/span>llow An Interruption Or Two<\/b><\/h4>\n

    Please don’t take it your toast too seriously. After all, hilarious toasts (especially funny drinking toasts) are meant to be <\/span>lighthearted <\/b>and <\/span>freeing<\/b>!<\/span><\/p>\n

    So if all your friends want to chime in with their own good-hearted message, <\/span>let them<\/span><\/i>. The more, the merrier!<\/span><\/p>\n

    And there’s nothing <\/span>less<\/span><\/i> funny than a stickler that doesn’t want their friends involved.<\/span><\/p>\n

    \"Too<\/span>S<\/b><\/span>hare A Story<\/b><\/h4>\n

    Toasts don’t need to be one-liners. <\/span>Short and sweet sometimes won’t be enough <\/b>to deliver the impact you are looking for.<\/span><\/p>\n

    On the other hand, you don’t need to turn your offering into a full-fledged novel. But by sharing a story, you can <\/span>connect with those gathered with you<\/b> and <\/span>leave them with a lasting memory<\/b>.<\/span><\/p>\n

    T<\/b><\/span>rust The Professionals If You’re In Doubt<\/b><\/h4>\n

    If you’re having a corporate gathering or a company event<\/a>, don’t put too much pressure on yourself to give a toast or speech.<\/span> Your keynote speaker is the perfect person to entrust with this kind of responsibility!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

    Whatever speaker you decide to book is an industry professional and likely knows <\/span>a lot <\/span><\/i>about connecting with an audience. So use their expertise to leave your employees or coworkers with an impactful message!<\/span><\/p>\n

    Bonus:\u00a0Understanding Employee Empowerment In The Workplace<\/a><\/p>\n

    Funny Toasts For Good Cheer And Happy Memories<\/b><\/h2>\n

    The best funny drinking toasts can be hard to think of on your own<\/a>. <\/span>Here are the best goofy toasts to give when you’re clinking glasses!<\/b><\/p>\n

    #15. \u201cYou’re a gentleman and a scholar and a good judge of bad liquor.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #16. \u201cIt is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.\u201d – W. C. Fields<\/span><\/p>\n

    #17. \u201cPain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of it!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #18. \u201cI drink when I have occasion and sometimes when I have no occasion.\u201d – Miguel de Cervantes<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

    #19. \u201cLet\u2019s have a toast to the incompetence of our enemies.\u201d – Holly Black<\/span><\/p>\n

    #20. \u201cGod in goodness sent us grapes to cheer, both great and small. Little fools drink too much, and great fools not at all!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #21. \u201cHere\u2019s to Dame Fortune; may she smile upon you. May you never meet her daughter, Miss Fortune.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    \"Gentle<\/span>More Toasts To Leave Lasting Memories<\/b><\/h3>\n

    As I said, you don’t need to be drinking to give a toast. <\/span>So here are some more fantastic toasts that are perfect for any occasion!<\/b><\/p>\n

    #22. \u201cThe past is history, and the future is a mystery, but today is a gift because it\u2019s the present.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #23. \u201cMay we get what we want, but never what we deserve.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #24. \u201cMay the roof above us never fall in, and may we as friends never fall out.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #25. \u201cTo your very good health. May you live to be as old as your jokes!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #26. \u201cLet us toast to bread, for without bread, there would be no toast!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    #27. \u201cMay we live to learn well and learn to live well.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

    Keep Reading:\u00a09 Tips For Giving The Best Christmas Toast Ever<\/a><\/p>\n

    \u2014<\/p>\n

    Adam Christing<\/a>\u00a0has been called \u201cThe Tom Brady of emcees.\u201d He has hosted more than 1,000\u00a0company meetings<\/a>,\u00a0special events<\/a>,\u00a0gala celebrations<\/a>, and more. He is the\u00a0author of several books<\/a>\u00a0and founder of\u00a0CleanComedians.com<\/a>.<\/em>\u00a0For more event tips, follow Adam Christing on\u00a0Instagram<\/a>,\u00a0Facebook<\/a>,\u00a0Pinterest<\/a>,\u00a0LinkedIn<\/a>, and\u00a0YouTube<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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